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miss_squiddyPahaha! I've just been looking through some of my old discs and I found this article which ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
satsumagirl and I drunkenly created a number of years ago. Disappointingly few of our predictions seem to have come true.
There is no doubt that the Tweenies are the Nation's most influential cybergoths. With their big hair, big shoes, bold choice of clothing and a hit TV show and hit singles to boot, the Tweenies have done more for goffik fashion than anyone before. Today, these well known icons of cybergoth discuss their favourite items of clothing.
Jakey:
With so many smoke machines these days, the dancefloor can be a dangerous place. That's why my first choice would be this stylish piece of breathing apparatus. With this gear on, you'll be able to dance to a whole Jonny Violent track without keeling over and, as an added bonus, turning up the oxygen gets you really high.
Bella:
Bindis have been around for so long now, no matter what colour they are or where you wear them, they're old hat. If you've been there and done that, but you're still into the ethnic look, you can't go wrong with the cyber saree. With built in flashing lights and fashionable chunky buckle fastenings you'll be the belle of the ball. Plus, for the trad in you, there's plenty of material to swish around when the Sisters come on.
Milo:
When Buffalo produced a pair of platforms so high no-one could walk in them, I knew it was time to move on. Always at the cutting edge, the Yeti Boutique has developed cyber stilts, a new extreme in footwear. With maximum maneuverability, you'll always be the first at the bar and the envy of all of your friends. Extra long furry leg warmers are available in matching shades.
Doodles:
If you want do fake fur, do it properly. Don't pussyfoot round with jackets, bags, skirts or trousers. All these items pale in comparison to the All-in-one fur suit. Available in long or short pile, the suit incorporates a ninja hood for those of us who like nothing more than drinking neat vodka on top of a hill in the middle of Yorkshire at 4 in the morning. Optional extras include ears, horns or furry mittens.
Fizz:
If you're a veteran clubber and the UV is starting to get to you, but the speed is just kicking in, here's something right up your street. Brand new this season, Yeti Wear™ presents the ultimate in clubwear, your very own Radiation Suit. Manufactured to the highest standards in a series of fashionable designs, this years hottest item promises minimal risk from UV rays and ultimate protection from trolleys but is guaranteed to get you noticed on the dancefloor. Call now whilst stocks last!
Bella:
For many of us, bare flesh is still number one on the fashion agenda. These Astroturf Hotpants don't leave a lot to the imagination and come with a matching halter top, choker, wrist cuffs, legwarmers, vanity bag, false eyelashes and hair extensions. You can't get much more co-ordinated than this, especially when the extra thick material guarantees that you won't catch hypothermia sitting in a bus stop in Angel at 6am.
Please note: All items are available in a choice of fluorescent green, fluorescent pink, fluorescent yellow or UV white.
Next time: 7 of 9 picks out a summer wardrobe for the Borg.
satsumagirl and I drunkenly created a number of years ago. Disappointingly few of our predictions seem to have come true. There is no doubt that the Tweenies are the Nation's most influential cybergoths. With their big hair, big shoes, bold choice of clothing and a hit TV show and hit singles to boot, the Tweenies have done more for goffik fashion than anyone before. Today, these well known icons of cybergoth discuss their favourite items of clothing.
Jakey:
With so many smoke machines these days, the dancefloor can be a dangerous place. That's why my first choice would be this stylish piece of breathing apparatus. With this gear on, you'll be able to dance to a whole Jonny Violent track without keeling over and, as an added bonus, turning up the oxygen gets you really high.
Bella:
Bindis have been around for so long now, no matter what colour they are or where you wear them, they're old hat. If you've been there and done that, but you're still into the ethnic look, you can't go wrong with the cyber saree. With built in flashing lights and fashionable chunky buckle fastenings you'll be the belle of the ball. Plus, for the trad in you, there's plenty of material to swish around when the Sisters come on.
Milo:
When Buffalo produced a pair of platforms so high no-one could walk in them, I knew it was time to move on. Always at the cutting edge, the Yeti Boutique has developed cyber stilts, a new extreme in footwear. With maximum maneuverability, you'll always be the first at the bar and the envy of all of your friends. Extra long furry leg warmers are available in matching shades.
Doodles:
If you want do fake fur, do it properly. Don't pussyfoot round with jackets, bags, skirts or trousers. All these items pale in comparison to the All-in-one fur suit. Available in long or short pile, the suit incorporates a ninja hood for those of us who like nothing more than drinking neat vodka on top of a hill in the middle of Yorkshire at 4 in the morning. Optional extras include ears, horns or furry mittens.
Fizz:
If you're a veteran clubber and the UV is starting to get to you, but the speed is just kicking in, here's something right up your street. Brand new this season, Yeti Wear™ presents the ultimate in clubwear, your very own Radiation Suit. Manufactured to the highest standards in a series of fashionable designs, this years hottest item promises minimal risk from UV rays and ultimate protection from trolleys but is guaranteed to get you noticed on the dancefloor. Call now whilst stocks last!
Bella:
For many of us, bare flesh is still number one on the fashion agenda. These Astroturf Hotpants don't leave a lot to the imagination and come with a matching halter top, choker, wrist cuffs, legwarmers, vanity bag, false eyelashes and hair extensions. You can't get much more co-ordinated than this, especially when the extra thick material guarantees that you won't catch hypothermia sitting in a bus stop in Angel at 6am.
Please note: All items are available in a choice of fluorescent green, fluorescent pink, fluorescent yellow or UV white.
Next time: 7 of 9 picks out a summer wardrobe for the Borg.