They've engaged me on a commission basis, I get a free George Jones tape for every copy I sell.

Alas, I can't recall a line like "we gawt ourselves a werewolf", that would actually be too much of a logical plot-advancing device for that film. Instead, virtually the entire town goes from "it's a mountain lion that's ripping out throats" to "let's kill ourselves a werewolf" in no time at all. To tip you over the edge, let's just say that the film also features a campfire-side C&W singalong (swaying from side-to-side included), which, naturally, is an anti-drugs song!