Stupid plan for the day...

For some inexplicable reason I woke up feeling helpful, so today's mad plan is to use my LJ as an advice column. So if you've got a problem (serious or stupid, drop me a line and) yo, I'll solve it (as long as it's not about IT)- you can even log on as an anoymous user if you really wanna...

Ladies and gentleman, the clinic is open.