Squiddy: Brightening your Thursday afternoon...

It's happened again! People really ought not to let me near stupid jokes.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

( Run! Save yourselves! )

[Today's jokes were brought to you by the strange mind of Tommy Cooper.]