Insensitive slogans...

This morning, I got stuck behind a delivery van with a *big* radioactive sticker on it. The slogan down the side? "When tomorrow is too late."

In other news:
Doctor invents invisibility cloak with more info here and a video here

How NOT to get the girl...

You know that guy with the bandana who cleans windscreens on Death Junction? He keeps trying to chat me up. I always get my windscreen cleaned for free. Whether I want it cleaned or not.

The top 3 creepy things he's said:
1. "I'll clean your windows for free. 'Cos I FANCY yer."
2. "You ever need anyone to clean your windows at home, give me a shout. I'll do it for a cup of tea. An' if you run a nice bubble bath, we can hop in it after."
3. "Stressed are yer? Lemme jump in [the car] next to you and I'll soon sort that out."

The top 3 creepy things he's done:
1. Grabbed hold of the doorframe of my car so I couldn't drive off.
2. Grabbed both my hands and started chatting away when me and HP walked past.
3. Recognised me from the back of my head when he rode past on his bike one day.

So euuwwww. I need to find a new route back from work. Or find someone scary looking to jump out the car and threaten him. darkapothesis? (Cherry Tango and 10p crisps on offer!)