On second thought, let us not go there. It is a silly place.

What's that snuffling across the horizon? Is it a cinema? Is it an exhibition centre? No! It's Armadillotron! Together with his army of giant Korean hamsters and loaded with Britney, Armadillotron is about to do battle with a giant 10p crisp, freshly released from its packing crate... *CRUNCH!* Oh.

In other news, headpigoens are an official bona-fide disease. We know because we've proved it.

( On animal feet, underground boats and how to percolate evil... )