Who comes up with this stuff?

Driving into work today, I passed three lorries daubed with 'interesting' slogans:

"ICE CUBES for every occassion" Now firstly I'm amazed that there is a company entirely dedicated to making and shipping ice cubes (even though I know you can buy them in big bags at Spar) and secondly surely there must be some occassions where ice cubes are unnecessary?

"Eat more Chips" (Complete with a little cartoon of a bag of chips with legs.) Bearing in mind that Britain is turning into a nation of fat children, surely this is slightly immoral?

"Passionate People" I am presuming that this lorry wasn't actually carrying a cargo of passionate people and was not in fact some sort of mobile orgy???