A use for spam?

Have you heard about this Spam Poetry thing? Today I have been freeforming using a letter to Santa and my junk mail filter for inspiration...

Scintillating aardvark.
Try a Day, advance your belly dancers?
It's a hotdog in the dark!
Page workaholic! Subject line.

Scintillating aardvark.
Lap at the toes of the mighty and wise.
Does he always hit the mark?
Come and get some money, honey.

Your go!