I am... THE POLTERGEIST!

Hrmmmm. Strange things are afoot. Someone (or something) keeps hanging all the pictures in our hallway at funny angles and turning round the rocking chair so it faces the wall. I blame dark forces. The same dark forces who steal my post and chucked Akubar's shoes in the road. I'm thinking of sending myself a parcel bomb.

cutietrol: do you fancy some boobytrap practice?

In other news I recently experienced a momentary lapse of concentration and went out and bought myself some sachets of Lemsip on Sunday, forgetting that I do not have a kettle, any normal sized mugs not masquerading as pint glasses, nor indeed any sugar. Fat lot of use that was.