"Jesus built my car... it's a love affair - mainly jesus and my hotrod."

I made a major mistake on Saturday night. I went to the Zone in a corset and a huge flouncy skirt,^* and bounced around to Ministry, with almost fatal consequences. One day I'll remember that the Zone is a place filled with shouty guitary music and wear something appropriate for dancing in an all-hair-and-elbows way.

On Sunday, myrddrr and I battled against the combined forces of First Great Western and The Upper Crust to get fed and back in Cardiff at some unspeakably early hour in the afternoon. We acquired a phiil, a Leo, a Kyly, a large selection of chisels and other tools and went to the beach to spend the day smashing things with hammers (in a grown-up and scientific manner, of course)...

We found enough devil's toenails for 12 devil's feet, a dead dogfish, a zombie hermit crab, lots of anenomes, a veritable lake of tadpoles (but no sea frogs), some ammonites, coral and a small dark cave. phiil stood on a small child's sandcastle.

^*This in itself was not the mistake, no matter what you might think.

Oh yeah - earlier in the week I watched a very odd film about a secret masonic cult battling against the reincarnation of Mary Magdelene and some bloke to create clones of Jesus from pieces of the true cross. Evil Jesus was adopted by the Pope at the end, whilst Good Jesus was left as the world's only hope. (It was dreadful, but in a 'Turbulence 3' way.) lansley looked it up in his TV guide for me and I could have sworn it was called 'Revelations', but I can't find any mention of it on IMDB. Can anyone help? (Somewhere on terrestrial TV at 3am ish on Wednesday or Thursday...)

Good aim, fast runner...

Blimey! So we were all sitting outside enjoying the lovely lovely sun and all of a sudden we hear a loud bang. And when we eventually decided we ought to go back to work, we wandered around the corner and saw that a golf ball had managed to clear the trees, the fence, a wall and two minibuses and smashed through the back window of one of our cars. We went hunting for golfers, but there were none to be found. How random.

Anyway, here's a completely unrelated poll about dull stuff I've been pondering... ( clicky clicky! )