A funny end to a fine day...

Just been out to see an excellent comedian who used to write jokes for Basil Brush. No, really. Here are a couple of the best:

"My car was making a whining noise. So I pulled over and threw away my Morrisey CD. That seemed to fix it."

"I just read a book on hedgehogs. It would have been easier on paper."

"The sign outside the cafe said 'Today's Special'. I thought 'That's nice.'"

There were a lot of terribly politically incorrect and generally bad and wrong ones too. I shall share just one. Or two.

"I got one of those anti-bullying wristbands. I didn't buy it. I took it from a fat kid."

"My friend drowned recently so for the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a life ring. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

I am so, so sorry.

Edit: Remembered another one! "My nephew keeps shouting out the names of random parts of castles. He's got turrets syndrome."