Dear Cardiff people...

For the first time in 10 years, I managed to wake up today without having leek-related events being shoved in my face by overly cheery local radio 'personalities'. In a delicious twist of fate, BBC Three is showing a programme called 'Bashing Booze Birds' all about ladies getting lairy and causing riots on the streets of Cardiff. Oh, and Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are breeding.

Happy St David's Day.

Leave Wales now. Run. Run, while you still can.