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Errr... Children's TV confuses me! There's something on right now called Space Pirates starring some kind of Marcus Brigstock wannabe in an enormous pirate hat and a huge vinyl frock coat (next year's whitby craze?). They've gone from horrible CGI cartoons to this. Orange stilletos? A woman capering about in a bra? Quality children's entertainment!

Edit: Aaargh! Now there are singing puppet rats doing 'Fields of Gold'! I'm getting Dooby Duck's Disco Bus flashback nightmares!!! Nooooooooooooo!