A lesson in effective time wasting...

[miss_squiddy]

Alcohol Consumed:

Red wine: 1 bottle

Lager: 8 pints

Beer Cocktails: 1 pint

Spirits: 2 shots

Takeaways Consumed:

Mexican: 1

Pizza: 1

MacDonalds: 1

Films watched:

Underworld: Vampires vs. Werewolves - bit cheesy, dialogue stilted, but a nice twisty plot and excellent costumes. With Bill Nighy from 'Still Crazy' as head vampire, which is a little distracting, as I kept expecting him to shout "I am a Golden God!" Probably not deserving of a place in my collection of crap vampire films.

Pirates of the Carribean: Bringing the total of people in the world *not* to have seen this film to 0.

Working Girl: HP's fault. The Hair. The shoulder pads. The 80s. Uuurgh!

10 things I hate about you: Mmmm. Heath Ledger.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Aaah. A fine selection

Final Destination 2: We took bets on the death scenes. Unsurprisingly, no-one won.

House of 1000 Corpses: At last! It wasn't quite what I was expecting and some of the camera work annoyed me, but much enjoyed. Definitely one for horror film buffs, as sketchy plot was made from scenes copied from other movies. Even down to choice of music...

Return of the Killer Tomatoes: xxxrated chose it. What can I say? (It suits you!)

Clubs Attended:

Inquisition: If that counts (it's in an ice rink). Someone seemed to have discovered an 80s compilation, so music was better than normal, and the traditional 'battle of the glowsticks' only happened a couple of times...

Parties Attended:

Esther-Bun's leaving do #3: Not content with Tuesday and Wednesday's leaving parties, we had another one on Friday.

phiil and lucien_dark's: If you can count turning up at 10:30 and being dragged off into town without even getting through the gate, then returning around 2:00 as everyone left and tormenting phiil with annoying repetive songs about badgers and sticking Rizlas all over Rich's face...

Time wasted trying to negotiate songs on Vib-Ribbon

Adultery: Jonny Violent: 1 hour 15 minutes. And we couldn't even get halfway...

Ebenezer Goode: The Shamen: 45 minutes.

Happy Happy Joy Joy: Disaster Area: 30 minutes.

Sunglasses at night: Tiga and Zyntherius: Forget it.

Other Stuff:

Grape Stamping Competition: We didn't enter, we just watched. Very messy. Loads of fun. Anyone want to get a team together for next year? This years' winners were a bunch of firemen who managed to squeeze 22 litres of juice in 15 minutes. (Apparently wine produced using juice from the competition will soon be available as a fine 6 month vintage. £5 a bottle - Any takers?)

In other news, Congratulations to bias who takes the Challenge Cup for two fine ¹⁰/10's in one evening. He's gonna be hard to beat.