Heyyy, I thought you were coming out last night? Unless you were invisdable,you weren't there.

Edited highlights of my desk are:

Empty McDonalds stuff
A bandanna
a photo of me getting off with Percy
Frizz-Ease (this stuff saves my life)
3 pairs of sunglasses
A ton of old computer parts and cables
Elastic bands for flicking at people
A DVD of Some Things Never Die
Binoculars
Digital camera
Tape measure
My little paper toy thing I made with the numbers on that'll predict your future in offensive ways