What's in store for you?
Dec. 2nd, 2003 10:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
miss_squiddyI was bored, so I made this:
(Please try it, even though you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you - but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of them is absolutely true.)
I thought I should add a disclaimer, just in case any of you crazy kinds do decide to kill your friends or something. So here's one I nicked from a real astrology website!!! (Lo-o-sers!)
"I take absolutely no liability for any of the information in any of my forecasts. I would also like to add that if you request and receive your free forecast, that I can not be held responsible for any actions you take based on the knowledge that I provide."
(Please try it, even though you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you - but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of them is absolutely true.)
I thought I should add a disclaimer, just in case any of you crazy kinds do decide to kill your friends or something. So here's one I nicked from a real astrology website!!! (Lo-o-sers!)
"I take absolutely no liability for any of the information in any of my forecasts. I would also like to add that if you request and receive your free forecast, that I can not be held responsible for any actions you take based on the knowledge that I provide."