A use for spam?

[miss_squiddy]

Have you heard about this Spam Poetry thing? Today I have been freeforming using a letter to Santa and my junk mail filter for inspiration...

Scintillating aardvark.
Try a Day, advance your belly dancers?
It's a hotdog in the dark!
Page workaholic! Subject line.

Scintillating aardvark.
Lap at the toes of the mighty and wise.
Does he always hit the mark?
Come and get some money, honey.

Your go!

Comments

[miss_squiddy]

You know all the random bleurb they put in spam to try and make it go to your inbox rather than your junk mail box? You pick lines out of that and make them into poems.

Enlarge your
Inbox.
Make more
Junk mail.
Congratulations! You have won an
Unknown mail recipient.
Women will be talking about your
Server Error.
Click here to
Delete.

[panzer-attack.livejournal.com]

You know what - I never get any junk mail.
Ever.
Not sure why or how......

[miss_squiddy]

Lucky lucky lucky...

But now you can't make poems.

[panzer-attack.livejournal.com]

I feel somehow cheated :(