Weekend in a nutshell...

[miss_squiddy]

Thursday: Woken up in the middle of the night and forced to watch zombie films with drunken people...

Friday: Hard day of organising things, then off to Bristol to collect xxxrated, Dudley to meet Barbera and Selly Oak for Friday Night Goth Shite (a very quick visit due to being attacked by 15 year-old townie scum who generously consented not to hit me in the face when thay realised I had breasts... Shame the same doesn't go for xxxrated, who was clobbered.)
From Selly Oak to Subway City for club_compulsion, which was decidedly more pervy than usual - managed to have a great time, despite being sober and driving. From there to Coventry in convoy with a couple of cars and a fire engine filled with party people for mistress_lue, sicfuk and scottmac_702's housewarming, where my brain promptly shut down; presumably in a bid to save me from the horrible realisation that once again I was in Coventry on purpose...

Saturday: Eventually left the party on Saturday evening and managed to make it home by 10pm. At 10.30, I was sitting in Bogiez with a pint and enjoying the O-ho-ho-ing, courtesy of the real Dungeonmaster. He talked all the way through 'Bodycount' and everything...

Sunday: Had to get up at 10am for the Christmas service at work. Take one vicar, a harpist, a soprano singer, some scouts and a breakbeat DJ, mix it all together with a bit of tinsel, loads of mince pies and a scary squeaky stage and you can imagine my sunday. A million thanks, some brownie points and a complimentary chauffering voucher (redeemable at any branch of miss_squiddy_plc) must go to bias for being a complete and total star.

Monday: Today I have been on first aid training with a bunch of blokes who strip down planes at Rhoose Airport. Needless to say I shall never be flying again and now know far too much about frozen toads for my own good. I shall also pass on this gem:

"Does anyone know what the spinal cord is for?"
"Holding all your vertebrae together???"