It takes a fair amount of fuel to get an airplane off the runway and keep it moving forward in the sky. This animated infographic from Vani Plaku’s RED SIDE provides a comparison of how much aviation fuel or electric power is required based on the size, weight, and speed of various aircraft. It’s incredible just how much fuel a modern jet consumes every minute.
Bakers, will someone please get a handle on these clown cakes?
"Woo woo woo!"
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
What I mean is, I'm seeing a lot of funny business lately...
Don't tell me this candle placement wasn't intentional.
(But do feel free to share a burning pee joke. That'd be hilarious.)
...and at some point we just have to ask SWEET MERCY WHAT IS THAT CLOWN DOING?!
Keep it up, Chuckles, and someday you'll be juggling one less dancing dog, if you catch my drift. (You know, tripping the blue elephant? Cooling the cream pie? Honking the big shoe?)
Hey, Bozo! Get those hands where I can see 'em!
Look, I'm all for romance, but did the Wizard display teach us nothing?
And I'm not sure these censor dots are the solution, either:
Though I suppose it does beat the alternative. [shudder]
Thanks to Dominique G., Jeny F., Kara P., Ibo, Melanie T., & Robin M., who are, suspiciously, all smiles.
*****
P.S. Is your life boring? Does your soul yearn for adventure? Are you waiting for the universe to send you a sign?
Everybody sweats, often in places that underarm deodorants don’t cut it. Carpe seized the opportunity by creating a line of PhD-formulated, dermatologist-tested antiperspirants made just for underarms, hands, feet, face, scalp, breasts, thighs and private bits. Loaded with sweat-absorbing powders, Carpe’s antiperspirants feel dry going on and keep you dry.
This single-purpose appliance cranks out edible bowls. Just pour in your store-bought or homemade waffle batter, and it’ll make a 4″ thick Belgian waffle bowl in about four minutes. Go traditional with maple syrup and butter, or fill your waffle bowl with bacon and eggs, fresh fruit, or cooked veggies to create all kinds of delicious dishes.
This lightweight camping accessory lets you set up a sturdy metal table anywhere there’s dirt. Thanks to its single center stake, it’ll stand up straight, even on rutted terrain. It’s big enough to hold a camp stove, has cupholder cutouts, and a side hanger/shelf. Its fabric-carrying pouch converts to an accessory bag that hangs underneath.
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Well my loves, it appears as though the answer to “Can the Big Pattern Company (Simplicity/Burda/McCalls/ect.) survive the death of JoAnn?” has come.
The answer is no. No it cannot. It has been sold to a liquidator just like JoAnns was.
So if there is ANYTHING you want I suggest you get it now. simplicity.com is currently having a pattern sale and I snatched up some that might be useful for cosplay purposes.
I am very glad these last couple of years I have built up my collection.
Links to some of the adaptive clothing patterns on the Simplicity website:
Imitation button-downs that actually fasten up the back with hook and eye closure, for people with limited mobility who still want to look nice
Fidget page. I know quilters often enjoy making these!
If you search the website for “Adaptive” there’s about 12 of these altogether. I don’t sew much but I might pick up a few just so I have them on hand if I or someone I know needs something like this. And as OP says, they’re on sale!
Creative backpack shaped to look like a real cat features expressive eyes, fluffy fur, and realistic posture. Realistic Cat Backpack made by Chongker using high-quality soft plush material for a cozy and lifelike feel you will want to hug all day. It is a fully functional backpack with room for your daily essentials. You can […]
Asus ROG’s upgraded handheld gaming devices let you play current-gen Xbox games on the go. Powered by Windows 11 w, these portables play local or cloud games. The Ally has an AMD Ryzen Z2 A, 16GB RAM, and 512GB SSD. The Ally X upgrades to Ryzen AI Z2 Extreme, 24GB RAM, and 1TB SSD for sharper visuals and new experiences. Launching holiday 2025.
Don’t wreck your best golf clubs in the sand, rocks, or other unforgiving terrain. The PXG Desert Club is the first club made specifically for escape shots from unforgiving terrain. Made of hardened stainless steel, it’s built to withstand hard impacts, even off of a paved cart path. And with a pitching wedge loft and an 8-iron length, it’s versatile for hitting off any bad lie.
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