"Eviil, like fruits of the deviil!"
Apr. 15th, 2005 12:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hah. Sometimes I am so funny. As I was walking into town last night, this happened:
Gang of studenty lads: "Do you know where the Sherman Theatre is?"
Me: "Yes."
Gang of studenty lads: *expectant looks*
Me:...
Gang of studenty lads: *confused looks*
Me: *Smile*
Gang of studenty lads: *Nervous shuffling*
Me: "Oh! Do you want to know where it is then?"
Gang of studenty lads: "Yes. Please."
When I'm walking down quiet streets at night, I sometimes walk quite closely behind people who are heading in the same direction. Not weirdly close, but just close enough to freak them out ever so slightly...
I am mean.
Gang of studenty lads: "Do you know where the Sherman Theatre is?"
Me: "Yes."
Gang of studenty lads: *expectant looks*
Me:...
Gang of studenty lads: *confused looks*
Me: *Smile*
Gang of studenty lads: *Nervous shuffling*
Me: "Oh! Do you want to know where it is then?"
Gang of studenty lads: "Yes. Please."
When I'm walking down quiet streets at night, I sometimes walk quite closely behind people who are heading in the same direction. Not weirdly close, but just close enough to freak them out ever so slightly...
I am mean.
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Date: 2005-04-15 12:08 pm (UTC)That's as evil as my reply I want to give to a Scientologist:
"Hi, free stress test?"
"I'M NOT F***ING STRESSED, ALRIGHT? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
or
"Hi, can we talk to you about Dianetics?"
"Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant"
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:15 pm (UTC)"Could I talk to you about [insert evil charity which hassles people on the street]?"
"No. Sorry. I hate [children/foreigners/endangered species".
I will give them my money and I will sign the petitions but I will do it because I want to and not because I've been penned in by a group of people in little coloured bibs.
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:50 pm (UTC)Something interesting I found out the other day was that those rose selling companies flog flowers on behalf of 6 or 7 small charities at a time and donate to them a standard rate of £2,000 per month, which, if you're a small charity is a pretty good income.
But the flower sellers make £20,000 a month. And even after you take off capital costs and overheads, that's a MASSIVE profit margin. On the other hand, Amnesty and companies like that who get you to hand in your bank details and take out an annual or monthly subscription deliberately choose a random and innocuous amount because they rely on people forgetting to check their bank statements and signing up time and time again.
You learn interesting things when you work for a charity. Never give money to people on the street. Make informaed decisions and one-off donations.
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:28 pm (UTC)Nathan, the Toxic Pixie
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Date: 2005-04-15 12:22 pm (UTC)know i just have to figure out why the effect is magnifoed when we are together...hmmmm....
hugs
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PS NEVER walk behind me again...you scare me lol
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:15 pm (UTC)*LOOM!*
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Date: 2005-04-15 03:01 pm (UTC)You've just reminded me :)
Date: 2005-04-15 02:22 pm (UTC)Thought I'd share - one mad bird to another :)
Re: You've just reminded me :)
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:39 pm (UTC)I also occasionally stare people out on the tube. That's a lot of fun, I must say.
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:54 pm (UTC)I think you should try looking concerned and staring at someone's forehead/shoulder/knee and see how long it takes them to start checking that it's OK.
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Date: 2005-04-15 03:20 pm (UTC)It's like when you let people get on a bus/train first or give up a seat - people just don't seem to be prepared for niceness.
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