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Hah. Sometimes I am so funny. As I was walking into town last night, this happened:

Gang of studenty lads: "Do you know where the Sherman Theatre is?"
Me: "Yes."
Gang of studenty lads: *expectant looks*
Me:...
Gang of studenty lads: *confused looks*
Me: *Smile*
Gang of studenty lads: *Nervous shuffling*
Me: "Oh! Do you want to know where it is then?"
Gang of studenty lads: "Yes. Please."

When I'm walking down quiet streets at night, I sometimes walk quite closely behind people who are heading in the same direction. Not weirdly close, but just close enough to freak them out ever so slightly...

I am mean.

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Date: 2005-04-15 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poggs.livejournal.com
*smirk*

That's as evil as my reply I want to give to a Scientologist:

"Hi, free stress test?"
"I'M NOT F***ING STRESSED, ALRIGHT? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"

or

"Hi, can we talk to you about Dianetics?"
"Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant"
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxicpixie.livejournal.com
I find 'No thanks, I already ate' works on pretty much everything from leafleters to Scientologists.

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

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Date: 2005-04-15 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilpixielady.livejournal.com
i often wonder why you attract freaks, and know it becomes obvious...they are being drawn to you because YoU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!...bloody weirdo.

know i just have to figure out why the effect is magnifoed when we are together...hmmmm....

hugs
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PS NEVER walk behind me again...you scare me lol

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Date: 2005-04-15 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepussykat.livejournal.com
eeeevil Squidy! Take another pint of beer and definitely pass the whalebones of go ness

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Date: 2005-04-15 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recursived.livejournal.com
Weird, as I was walking into town last night, two guys asked me the way to Adamsdown. Myself being Civic Duty Man, however, I felt honour-bound to attempt to give honest directions.

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Date: 2005-04-15 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recursived.livejournal.com
There's an art to giving directions, about the only thing I learnt from cubs/scouts.

You've just reminded me :)

Date: 2005-04-15 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahura-mazda.livejournal.com
One of my favourite passtimes when I was living in Brecon (very narrow pavements) was to quitely sneak up behind police when they were walking in twos, with Reuben and James in a double buggy, and just as I got behind them shout "excuse me" and charge through them, forcing at least one flustering and panicing, (if not both) into the road and therefore traffic - "Oh sorry!" (doing the whole stressed out mum thing) and charge on about my way, smirking and with a sense of achievement.

Thought I'd share - one mad bird to another :)

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Date: 2005-04-15 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tintintin.livejournal.com
If I can't be bothered when someone asks me for directions, I either shrug or send them in a random direction and let them fend for themselves.

I also occasionally stare people out on the tube. That's a lot of fun, I must say.

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Date: 2005-04-15 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silent-olie.livejournal.com
I've been doing the random smile thing lately - mostly due to my good mood - and people keep looking at me like I've just threatened them with a can of petrol and a lighter.
It's like when you let people get on a bus/train first or give up a seat - people just don't seem to be prepared for niceness.

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Date: 2005-04-15 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottmac702.livejournal.com
I sometimes sit next to people on the bus and stare at them till they get off.

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Date: 2005-04-15 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheepthief.livejournal.com
Next time you see a sign in a shop window along the lines of "please come in and look around", go in, and stand in the middle of the shop looking around. When an assistant asks you if they can help, just mention the sign on the door.

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Date: 2005-04-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Gill and I once got cornered by a religious fundamentalist on Queen St and he gave Gill the full on convert-or-be-damned speech. Gill asked why he wasn't trying to convert me and he said that it was too late, my soul was doomed to eternal torment, he could see it in my eyes! Hmph.