Jeopardy anyone?

[miss_squiddy]

Methinks 'tis time for a silly game which may go horribly wrong and blow up in my face. Ask me a question about anything (as long as it's not too technical) in a screened comment. I'll answer it publicly and then you can all try to guess what the original question was.

Get it right and you win a point. I'll keep score and whoever has the most points by the time everyone has got bored and given up wins the right to feel smug and all-knowing for the rest of the day.

Scoreboard
cornaidd - 2
sorcha - 1

Comments

[miss_squiddy]

xxxrated: Trust you to lower the tone. Thanks, but no. The reasons are as follows:

1. You have a girlfriend and she would beat me up!
2. You have a secret collection of brown shoes and it's just not sexy.

[miss_squiddy]

Oh yeah. Good point.

[miss_squiddy]

No-one cares. It's because I told them about your shoes.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Go on then, I'll bite, it would have been something along the lines of 'can we make hot burnin' lurve together?'

[miss_squiddy]

Close enough... 2 points!

[miss_squiddy]

cornaidd: Oh great. Cheers for that question. I would probably choose dibvine_shadow and there's nothing else I could say which wouldn't instantly give the answer away.

[miss_squiddy]

corniadd: I would probably dance around doing poor impressions of Dr. Evil, watch that Eddie Murphy film and then go with my original plan and offer it as the prize in some kind of humiliating competition ionvolving buckets of slime, puppets and Keith Chegwin.

[sorcha.livejournal.com]

Is that what you'd do if you won the lotto?

[miss_squiddy]

Nearly... but not quite.

[poggs.livejournal.com]

What are the ingredients of a Waldorf Salad, in alphabetical order?

[miss_squiddy]

poggs: They are traditionally:

Apples
Celery
Lemon juice
Mayonnaise
Raisins
Walnuts

I think that's it. Bleurgh!

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

The ingredients in a Waldorf salad?

[miss_squiddy]

*Ding!* One point! You're in the lead.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Spell my name right, woman! It's not often I get to be covered in glory :o)

[miss_squiddy]

I recommend standing a bit closer to xxxrated...

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Eurghhhh - you two deserve each other!

[miss_squiddy]

Easy, tiger!

[miss_squiddy]

stephmog: I have no idea - and neither does Basil Fawlty!

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Is it 'how is Prunella Scales allowed to continue being fucking annoying?'

[miss_squiddy]

Good guess, but no.

[recursived.livejournal.com]

Is this a question? [An obvious one from me]

[miss_squiddy]

recursiveid: If this is the answer!

[sorcha.livejournal.com]

Is this a question?

[miss_squiddy]

One point for you!

[miss_squiddy]

xxxrated: The obvious answer would be George W. Bush. We've had two of them already and neither have done much good.

[miss_squiddy]

cyborg_geisha: You are weird. I would have to pick the second option as I figure that the crumbs might chafe.

(500 points for anyone who guesses what this answer relates to!)

[cyborg-geisha.livejournal.com]

Tsh it was a perfectly valid question & one enquiring minds need to know :P

[miss_squiddy]

Erm. No.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Is it "Would you rather masturbate with a cucumber or a french stick?"

[miss_squiddy]

Euwww! No!