"All the ducks are swimming in the water, tra la lah la la lah..."

[miss_squiddy]

Whilst searching for some information on the banning of ducks from duckponds (it's a work thing), I found these timewasting links:

1. Strange newspaper headlines from around the world (Edit: I reckon this is my favourite so far - "Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters" or maybe "Giant Waves down Queen Mary’s funnel"...
2. Random collection of weird stuff

Still nothing on the ducks though.

Comments

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

'Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y. -- New York Post'

This could only be imporved if she was a biker too

[ishkhara.livejournal.com]

And a dwarf. ;)

[thespirit3.livejournal.com]

How can you ban ducks from a duck pond?

< boggle >

[balsall-heathan.livejournal.com]

Maybe you only get to keep calling it a duck pond if you duck enough witches in it.

Naah.

<boggles_also>

[miss_squiddy]

It's very silly but the ducks were eating all the other things living in the pond and some of them were endangered species.

[biscuit-1974.livejournal.com]

Ruddy Ducks!!

(used to work for Defra, understand your pain)

[miss_squiddy]

Heh heh heh. Campaign Against Ducks!

[recursived.livejournal.com]

You CAD!

[ishkhara.livejournal.com]

Odd. Seriously odd.

I especially liked the 'My Pet Foot' article about the man who keeps his amputated foot in a bucket of formaldehyde and had gifted some of the toes to friends. WHY, for the LOVE of god, WHY?!!! *lol*

[miss_squiddy]

Heeheehee. I liked that one too! But I think the best bits on there are the donkeypants and the man who was jailed for painting his friend green to make him look like Shrek.

[ishkhara.livejournal.com]

Was his friend Wayne Rooney? 'Cos he has a head start! ;)

[dj-pooka.livejournal.com]

I liked the one about the suicidal sheep - that just amused me lots....

[temporal-doom.livejournal.com]

Naturism Seeks Raised Profile

I just had to find one of the smutty ones :P

[mirukux.livejournal.com]

can i ask where you work?

um, rephrase

[mirukux.livejournal.com]

or rather, what you work as?

Re: um, rephrase

[miss_squiddy]

It's all terribly complicated but I'll do my best. I work for an environmental charidee which plants trees on roundabouts, gives out energy saving lightbulbs and teaches people how to make bat boxes but I am a historian and part time archaeologist and I arrange events in an ironworks.

Clear?

No. Thought not. I don't really understand either.

Re: um, rephrase

[jenfer-k.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Can you tell me how to make a bat box?
Pllllleeeease :?

Re: um, rephrase

[miss_squiddy]

Mail me your address (there's a link on my userinfo page) and I'll send you a booklet. Or you could check out the RSPB website or buy one from the Bat Conservation Trust. There are other websites which sell boxes with cameras in if you want to observe your bats!