My Beautiful Neighbourhood?

So yesterday evening I find myself in Clwb Ifor quite happily absorbing some pintage and 'dancing' with lucien_dark, Bekki, Conrad Monster and Ian. Nothing unusual so far: this happens every week. But some things don't happen every week and quite frankly made me fear for the general sanity of people:

1) A man with white socks pulled over his jeans up to his knees doing something resembling the Haka and waving his arms in everyone's faces. For about 2 hours.
2) A short potbellied man with bow legs, aged about 50 and wearing a white shirt with red braces attempting to dance to the Darkness with a bunch of teenage metallers.
3) Being chatted up by a bloke who looked like Dave Pie with weird sideburns whos best line was "you're very long..."
4) Returning home at 1.30 to find a man from the house two doors down wearing huge headphones and painting his fence in a very surreptitious manner.