My Beautiful Neighbourhood?

[miss_squiddy]

So yesterday evening I find myself in Clwb Ifor quite happily absorbing some pintage and 'dancing' with lucien_dark, Bekki, Conrad Monster and Ian. Nothing unusual so far: this happens every week. But some things don't happen every week and quite frankly made me fear for the general sanity of people:

1) A man with white socks pulled over his jeans up to his knees doing something resembling the Haka and waving his arms in everyone's faces. For about 2 hours.
2) A short potbellied man with bow legs, aged about 50 and wearing a white shirt with red braces attempting to dance to the Darkness with a bunch of teenage metallers.
3) Being chatted up by a bloke who looked like Dave Pie with weird sideburns whos best line was "you're very long..."
4) Returning home at 1.30 to find a man from the house two doors down wearing huge headphones and painting his fence in a very surreptitious manner.

Comments

[miss_squiddy]

The crowd was split between two rooms again, so it didn't seem especially busy really... And I didn't really pay attention to the try-outs though I knew they were happening - they'll probably announce the winner next week or something. Seemed OK to me...

(Mike should STOP playing thigs he's downloaded from the net though - sounded awful even through the speakers at the Welsh!)

And are you calling me (and indeed you) 'terminally demented'??? Thanks! you're so sweet!

[miss_squiddy]

Perhaps after work. The spoilsports don't like me inviting people into the office for a beer.

Give me a shout afer 6 and we can go down the Vaults or something...

[fuzzygoth.livejournal.com]

Is like the whole of wales on some powerful
mind blowing narcotic agent ?

*confused*

[miss_squiddy]

If they are, I'm missing out :[

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about that...

:P

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[miss_squiddy]

Ooh you!

You think I act strangley now - you want to see what happens when I eat too much chocolate cake... God save us all if I have anything stronger.

[miss_squiddy]

You're right! That would be a

DISASTER!

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

Close your eyes and open your mouth; this won't hurt a bit....

:D

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

'You're very long'?

Nice.. I like that one!

*makes mental note*

I like number 6 as well, that's obviously the best time to paint a fence :)

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[gommog.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's better than 'Fancy a goosing' or 'You don't spit much for a Welsh girl'
*ducks flying boot*

[miss_squiddy]

You are such a charmer...

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

'You don't spit much for a Welsh girl'

Now thats classy!

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[miss_squiddy]

Hit the nail on the head there. gommog is a classy guy!

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

Oh aye, you can see the class oozing out of his pores :S

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Why is 'dancing' in inverted commas? Do you secretly think we all suck at dancing? :-) That painting guy was damn weird though, the only explanation I can think of is that he must have that skin condition where exposure to sunlight causes huge burns, so that was the only time he could get out to paint his fence. Quite sad really, poor feller.

[miss_squiddy]

I don't think you could ever describe 'dancing' as me and Conrad Monster waving our arms about and spinning round in circles.

And good theory... But that doesn't quite explain why he was looking so shifty while he was doing it. I still reckon it was a *crap* practical joke...

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I missed that bit of the dancing. If he was looking shifty then maybe it's his fetish - the owner of the house'll come out today and go 'That fucking pervert Jeff has been painting my fence whilst wanking himself off again'

[miss_squiddy]

Ack! He wouldn't complain... He'd probably ask him to do the window frames next time...

Perhaps he was tripping and thought it would be really *amazing* to paint something black while it was dark?

[miss_squiddy]

Anyway, look what I found for you. (It should help to fulfill your urges to become Snoopy-snoopy-dog-dogg. Word.)

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This is how a fucking gangsta rolls.. by starlitelily
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Heehee, you're a crack ho. I'm a shooter apparently, tho the site's down for some reason so I can't find out my saying again. It wasn't very good though, so I'll make up a new one: 'I'm a badass nigga, clubhoppin' jigga, headcrackin' bitch slappin' quick on ma feet gangsta playa elite'

[miss_squiddy]

I bet you stole that from GLC, didn't you? Either that or you've missed your calling in life and you're going to turn up on my doorstep later wearing a big furry coat and *far* too much gold...

Uh. What. Yeah. C'mon.

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

I did actually make that up off the top of my head. Maybe I do need some big pimpin' threads.

Off to work now, to turn out the hoes. Or work on a website, either's good.

[miss_squiddy]

OK then, Mr. Gangsta Playa Elite, I'll see you later... Don't get mown down in a drive-by while you're passing through the Albany Road hood. (I don't think there's enough space in phiil's room for us all host the huge concert and record the massive tribute single your demise would surely provoke.) Peace out.

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

I dunno, when he actually tidies the place there's a surprising amount of space in there.