My Beautiful Neighbourhood?

[miss_squiddy]

So yesterday evening I find myself in Clwb Ifor quite happily absorbing some pintage and 'dancing' with lucien_dark, Bekki, Conrad Monster and Ian. Nothing unusual so far: this happens every week. But some things don't happen every week and quite frankly made me fear for the general sanity of people:

1) A man with white socks pulled over his jeans up to his knees doing something resembling the Haka and waving his arms in everyone's faces. For about 2 hours.
2) A short potbellied man with bow legs, aged about 50 and wearing a white shirt with red braces attempting to dance to the Darkness with a bunch of teenage metallers.
3) Being chatted up by a bloke who looked like Dave Pie with weird sideburns whos best line was "you're very long..."
4) Returning home at 1.30 to find a man from the house two doors down wearing huge headphones and painting his fence in a very surreptitious manner.

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[miss_squiddy]

Anyway, look what I found for you. (It should help to fulfill your urges to become Snoopy-snoopy-dog-dogg. Word.)

<td bgcolor="#000000"> gangsta name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">'miss_squiddy'</td><td bgcolor="#000000"> gangsta job</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">driver </td><td bgcolor="#000000">your fucking problem</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">crack addict </td><td bgcolor="#000000"># of times you ran from the cops</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">7 </td><td bgcolor="#000000">your saying</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">fuck that bitch </td>

This is how a fucking gangsta rolls.. by starlitelily
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[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Heehee, you're a crack ho. I'm a shooter apparently, tho the site's down for some reason so I can't find out my saying again. It wasn't very good though, so I'll make up a new one: 'I'm a badass nigga, clubhoppin' jigga, headcrackin' bitch slappin' quick on ma feet gangsta playa elite'

[miss_squiddy]

I bet you stole that from GLC, didn't you? Either that or you've missed your calling in life and you're going to turn up on my doorstep later wearing a big furry coat and *far* too much gold...

Uh. What. Yeah. C'mon.

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

I did actually make that up off the top of my head. Maybe I do need some big pimpin' threads.

Off to work now, to turn out the hoes. Or work on a website, either's good.

[miss_squiddy]

OK then, Mr. Gangsta Playa Elite, I'll see you later... Don't get mown down in a drive-by while you're passing through the Albany Road hood. (I don't think there's enough space in phiil's room for us all host the huge concert and record the massive tribute single your demise would surely provoke.) Peace out.

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

I dunno, when he actually tidies the place there's a surprising amount of space in there.