Fashion Statement!

So I was chatting with a few people at Whitby about doing some sort of 80s night T-shirt and I was wondering:

1. Who would be interested in owning one?
2. What should we put on them?

I've thought of a few slogans and stuff, but I'd appreciate some creative input:

Sebat says RELAX!

Beware of the Elephant

No Sleep Til Whitby!!!

Who you gonna call?

Sex fuhrer baby, I'm a love dictator

I'm much too cheap to do a poll, so if there's one you prefer or you have a suggestion to offer, please leave a comment!