Dig it!

[miss_squiddy]

Man buys digger. Goes crazy-apreshit-bonkers.

Yeah. If you've got a digger, then you've got to DIG. Seems perfectly logical to me.

And while we're on the subject of digging... The tomb of Jesus? Uh huh.

Comments

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

Digger Rental Application form.

Q1. You're building a garden shed and laying foundations.
How deep do you need to dig?
a) 2 feet
b) 2 meters
c) till the mole people complain about the noise

Q2. Are you a dumbass
a) no
b) Yes
c) wibble

Answers.
All A - Congratulations you may hire a digger
Mostly A - A digger might not be right for you. Have you considered a spade?
All B and C - you may never hire own or even look at a digger. or a spade...or anything sharp. Here, take this crayon and circle of paper and go draw a nice picture of a house or a doggie while people with more than two braincells decide what size straightjacket is right for you

[nibber.livejournal.com]

excellent. how can you confuse house foundations with a shed footing. ha ha ha.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

I am loving your 'apreshit-crazy' It's like... beyond crazy, with fondu and hot chocolate!

[miss_squiddy]

Oopsie! Hahaha.

[jaxvor.livejournal.com]

Well if one man can find the tomb of Jesus, it's got to be James "I'm the king of the world!" Cameron.

[gommog.livejournal.com]

That guy lives just around the corner from us, i might have to go and make donkey noises outside his house while he's filling it in.

[miss_squiddy]

Really! Borrow his digger and dig it all back out every night! You can be like naughty imps.

[lilkerdude.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous of this man.

I want to dig a massive hole.

I'm not jealous of his £50,000 bill, though. He can keep that.