Dig it!

[miss_squiddy]

Man buys digger. Goes crazy-apreshit-bonkers.

Yeah. If you've got a digger, then you've got to DIG. Seems perfectly logical to me.

And while we're on the subject of digging... The tomb of Jesus? Uh huh.

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[deviblue.livejournal.com]

Digger Rental Application form.

Q1. You're building a garden shed and laying foundations.
How deep do you need to dig?
a) 2 feet
b) 2 meters
c) till the mole people complain about the noise

Q2. Are you a dumbass
a) no
b) Yes
c) wibble

Answers.
All A - Congratulations you may hire a digger
Mostly A - A digger might not be right for you. Have you considered a spade?
All B and C - you may never hire own or even look at a digger. or a spade...or anything sharp. Here, take this crayon and circle of paper and go draw a nice picture of a house or a doggie while people with more than two braincells decide what size straightjacket is right for you

[nibber.livejournal.com]

excellent. how can you confuse house foundations with a shed footing. ha ha ha.