A use for spam?

[miss_squiddy]

Have you heard about this Spam Poetry thing? Today I have been freeforming using a letter to Santa and my junk mail filter for inspiration...

Scintillating aardvark.
Try a Day, advance your belly dancers?
It's a hotdog in the dark!
Page workaholic! Subject line.

Scintillating aardvark.
Lap at the toes of the mighty and wise.
Does he always hit the mark?
Come and get some money, honey.

Your go!

Comments

[myrddrr.livejournal.com]

A study of today's spam...

Hi
What Everybody Should Know
Hi
Real Hangover Remedy
Hi
Electric Holiday Blowout
Hi
Defy Gravity
Hi
As seen on the Discovery Channel
Hi
Ultimate Toy
Hi
Balancing your Scooter
Hi
Auto Warranty
Hi
In SPAIN?
Hi
Enhance your Anatomy
Hi
Never been easier
Hi
Dont waste your TIME!!!

.oO( How long before xxxrated sets it to music?)

and with a few left-over lines...

Stop that marimba
start listening to the dreams
Horses mastorbate nasty girls
but much better

[miss_squiddy]

Ooh. Well Done!

I just got a good one.

Penis Patch
Suddenly swooping down,
he carried her off.
As he held on to a bough
like a flying fox in the darkness,
Others were practicing the lessons of the god
within which he left them.

He was able to juggle
with four balls at once.
And so escaped to woking.
There his story became ejaculatory.

Fear my cut and paste skills!