"Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese..."

[miss_squiddy]

Who would play you in a film of your life? What would the trailer be like? What about the title and tagline? Soundtrack?

I would be Neve Campbell and my trailer would have guns and explosions (artistic licence), beer, a cameo appearance by Rob Zombie, some snappy one liners and lots of people being clobbered by baguettes.
It would probably be called something dull like 'Squiddy' (tagline: "Drink. Debauchery. Bread-related products") Cert 18. Contains scenes of mild peril.
OST featuring Combichrist, Cubanate, G15, Bonzo Dog, Primal Scream and Zodiac Mindwarp.

Are you bored Squiddy? Why yes. However did you guess?

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[pleb.livejournal.com]

It'd probably be called something along the lines of 'Dead girls don't say no'. At present, it lacks a tagline so I'd probably end up paying some sort of drunken, jaded acquaintance to provide the necessary snappy subtitle.

The trailer would consist of lots of grainy footage of large-breasted women on motorcycles and people 'shimmying' sleazily in gaudy, Vegas-style bars. In addition, there would be a fight on the roof of a speeding train, an old fighter plane, vomiting, some explosions and a bag of Kittens involved - no doubt filmed in Super-saturated Psycho-colour™.

The cast would include Terry Thomas, Peter Cook, Carol Cleveland, Valerie Leon, Peter Lorre and that awful kid who played Screech in 'Saved By The Bell'.

The soundtrack album would include specially written John Barry numbers, some Scott Walker, Tom Waits, Pat Benatar and Children of Bodom. It would spend longer in the charts than Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell.

So....how bored does that make me?