"Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese..."

[miss_squiddy]

Who would play you in a film of your life? What would the trailer be like? What about the title and tagline? Soundtrack?

I would be Neve Campbell and my trailer would have guns and explosions (artistic licence), beer, a cameo appearance by Rob Zombie, some snappy one liners and lots of people being clobbered by baguettes.
It would probably be called something dull like 'Squiddy' (tagline: "Drink. Debauchery. Bread-related products") Cert 18. Contains scenes of mild peril.
OST featuring Combichrist, Cubanate, G15, Bonzo Dog, Primal Scream and Zodiac Mindwarp.

Are you bored Squiddy? Why yes. However did you guess?

Comments

Re: This Is Not A Film

[miss_squiddy]

All of my friends are WEIRD!

Re: This Is Not A Film

[recursived.livejournal.com]

In a "...Justice For All" Pacino-stylee: we're weird?

Re: This Is Not A Film

[miss_squiddy]

Yep. I consider everything I do to be perfectly normal and I have to judge you by my standards.

Re: This Is Not A Film

[recursived.livejournal.com]

So you have a sign that says "You Don't Have To Mad To Work Here, But It Helps!!!" above your desk at work then, given that only the most extreme conformists/normalists seem to have that one.

[miss_squiddy]

Er... no. And if I was in charge it would be a sacking offence.