Crunchy on the outside, smooooth on the inside! Armadillos!

[miss_squiddy]

I just had a Toffee Crisp for lunch. Interesting, I know. But more interesting are the ingredients of a Toffee Crisp:

"Toffee (16%), crisped cereal (9%), milk chocolate..."

Amazing. Who'd have guessed it?

Comments

[miss_squiddy]

I'm not bored anymore... We were all sitting round having a discussion on which colours were most likely to make you commit suicide (yellow and brown apparently) and I was staring at the yellow bit on the packet where the ingredients were listed and that's when I noticed.

But imagine if that was your job: "These sandwiches contain: bread (40%), butter (5%), err cheese (30%), slightly wilted lettuce..." I mean. How pointless.

[dang.livejournal.com]

true but the opportunity to insert erroneous contents would just be tempting, for example slipping 'lightly toasted man batter' or 'may contain traces of rhino's nuts'

Just to see if anyone noticed of course

If there were very very very bored, for example

[miss_squiddy]

You remember Simon? He had a job for a while testing Sunny Delight just to check it really *did* contain all the nasty chemicals on the label... Something like that would have really messed him up:

"What the? We'll have to recall that batch urgently! I can't find any traces of the man batter or the rhino nuts!"

[dang.livejournal.com]

And in so saying this he would have made mr 'I put the details of what food stuffs contain's life complete

Still, Sunny D is very careful to put on its bottles all teh good stuff it contains. It just neglects to put in details about the 'other' contents...