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lucien_dark is a brave brave man, for on Thursday he took on my home cooking and won. We had lahmacun. I was mighty impressed with myself for actually having all the ingredients already - fear my culinary powers!

Now sometimes I do actually do work and on Friday I sacrificed a pub crawl to stay in and read up on strategic marketing for non-profit organisations. (Or I would have done, had I not passed out at 11:30 thanks to staying up late on thursday drinking far too much wine and watching skipping DVDs about evil mutated cockroaches which crawl under your skin.)

Made up for it on Saturday though, by getting some research done at the Taliesin Egypt Centre at Swansea University, which is an AMAZING place... (Grimpeeps: you really need to visit it!)

On Saturday night, I had been planning to pop into the 147 and wish Vee a Happy Birthday, though things did not quite go according to plan as Andy B and I ended up in a spooky timewarp down the Vaults with Eyebrows Paul, Liz and Joo. (For those of you who are interested, EPB and Liz have moved back into town and have a fab flat just opposite the Gatekeeper and EPB is working as... wait for it... A BUILDER!!! Joo has lost 3 stone and is looking more fabulous than ever - I have her e-mail address if anyone would like to get in touch...)

Anyway, after consuming much pintage, we all staggered happily to Dibby's place to wish him a happy birthday - and being in the house of instant lethargy, failed to move again for quite some time.

Which is why I found myself transporting a sick and miserable hungover Andy B and a sleepy

lucien_dark to Derby on Sunday morning for Carnival of Souls. Andy B crawled round the club for a few hours before going back to the car to die,

lucien_dark bought the *best* coat ever, was tall at people (but rubbish at music), Skeletal Family are a brilliant brilliant band and it was nice to see

strangerover - but where were the rest of you? After a bit of a BADventure*, when we almost discovered how far my car can go when the fuel gauge reads empty (and it's a really long way too - about 50 miles!), we got home at 2:30, which is why I've had Monday morning off for sleeping. *yay!*

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I don't think may of the glasgow folk travel
down for carnival of souls anymore really not
that we'd be missed all we did was wander around
drunk saying "we know you" and buying pintage

:)

ahhh the good ole days

Four namechecks in a single post, boooooooooooom! I like my new coat, Phil didn't actually say anything very insulting about it so I think that counts as a compliment, he hates everything else I bought though, figures. If you ever hear him say something complimentary for god's sake tape record it for posterity. I was indeed quite tall (feet still a bit hurty, owww) and of course my knowledge of goth music is going to be cack, not being a goth :-) Badventure, yaaaay!

Executive hellraiser... You're definitely getting a bald wig and a box of nails for Christmas.

(And you should at least have recognised Bowie and NIN... You've been brainwashed-izzle by Snoop Dogg...)

I recognised NIN eventually :-) Although the last stuff I've been downloading recently has been obscure collaborations that Mystikal's done, so maybe I do need to lay off the rap for a bit. Name me some goff choons to download :-)

Hrrrm... It's hard to know what to recommend to you because I'm not sure what you'll enjoy. For starters, I would probably try:

Sheep on Drugs
KMFDM
My life with the thrill kill kult
Die Krupps
Cubanate

And if you don't like that sort of stuff, then at a long shot:

March Violets
Rosetta Stone
Tones on Tail
Clan of Xymox
Skeletal Family

But you like Snake River Conspiracy, so you never know...

Mmm, maybe not Skeletal Family, they weren't really my thing :-) For a while I thought they were a comedy band called Skeletor Family, so I was quite disappointed :-( That would be really cool though, someone should make a band about Skeletor.

Cky did a song about Skeletor if that counts... (

sicfuk should be able to tell you about it...)

Or there's always Tom's band: 'He-Man's willy' - ask him about that next time he comes round to your house...

Mmm, sounds fascinating :-)

Try downloading Skeletor vs Bestman if that's your thing, it's by CKY (some skate video thing). It's about their sexual adventures and slightly disturbing/amusing depending on you viewpoint.

It's right up

lucien_dark's street. Especially that bit about the high heels.

I am *so* dead now...

What a cool song :-) He-Man having a gay subtext makes a lot of sense - the skimpy leather outfits, the lack of girls.....

it makes you wonder what we were watching when we were younger doesn't it? They were all obviously gay in rainbow, the smurfs had their commune with one chick to satisfy them all and the garbage pail kids were obviusly the result of some drug fuelled orgy. I won't even start to go on about Rod, Jane and Freddy. Conspiracy theory over.

Christ, I'd forgotten about the garbage pail kids - did you ever see the film of that? Very, very weird! And that's reminded me of this other mad film I saw when I was little, it had Fred Savage in it and it was about monsters living under kids' beds, really weird fucked-up looking monsters, and that's as much as I can remember so there's not much point me telling you about it really :-) I just had a look through your journal and I know who you are now, the guy Laura was telling me about who was trying to turn a lesbian using the power of his penis :-) Did she seem interested?

She wanted me she was just playing hard to get, perseverance and dedication are the key. I'll get her next time.

God speed! I'm sure cock must taste tons better than pussy, so remind her of this next time you see her and she'll be yours.

Thanks for the tip i like your style, i will actually try that. I'll let you know how it goes, she could always tell me to go suck one myself though.

You've done worse. *coughrollerskatescoughcough*

I'd rather lick dog sh1t than suck dick, so i don't find that worse. Worse would be pulling an ass pube out of SicFuk after a ling days drinking (sticky).

Have you done *that* then? I knew you were good mates but...

Of course i've done it, it was a dare though so it's all good.

Lambast me for having extremely high standards why don't you, I'm just not easily impressed by things that are not made of thick high quality velvet, OK....

Anyway, come up to my room tonight and I shall compliment you with my katana :)

:P

Now there's an offer you don't get every day!

Nah, you just like being a meanie to people. Bitch. Bring your katana downstairs, then I won't have to come upstairs. Do you want to play badminton this evening?

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Yeah! Shoe lumberjacking!

Hehehe, I'm actually a goth, nooooooo :-(
I think the only Bowie song I know is 'Little Wonder', which says something. There's too much music in the world for me to know all of it :-)

hey squiddy-laura (and anyone else i know), this is your postmodern 'hello'. right now.

mate it was top to see you and t'others on the weekend - gonna have to make concerted effort to get back to cardiff before xmas... and fanx for the flattering comments above(!) glad y'all had fun at the carnival (even though it seems andy has become a lightweight heh heh), jealous as all hell, need a new wardrobe!

anyways gotta do some work. love to y'all my babies...
from joo x

Helloooo! Well, you do look FAB! I have directed Cardiff people towards your journal. Prepare to be friended!

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