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AHAHAHAHA! I've just discovered 'Party Girls' on SmileTV2 (I didn't even know I had that channel!) It features one moon-faced lady biting her lip while she 'Mmmms' at some lad on a premium rate number while her Essexy friend reads out text messages. So far she's said "A-Y-R? Is vatta playce? I durn't even knaw where vat is..." and "Vis is a text from Anonymas: Hi ur so sexy can u wear knees sock for me? Gigddy Giggdy? I darn't knaw! Text me back Gigddy Giggdy and tork some more..." Has she never heard of Family Guy???

I think this outclasses Rabbit's Gay chat and date with the scary phonecam pictures - and possibly even the advert with the scantily clad 'babes' bouncing lamely on spacehoppers and trying not to cry.

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Date: 2008-09-29 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucien-dark.livejournal.com
I liked the adverts on channel 5 with the same three girls every time, two of which looked as though they had at least some modelling experience and one who kept attempting some kind of coquettish hair-flicking thing but just looked like she was in the throes of a grand-mal seizure.

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Date: 2008-09-30 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucien-dark.livejournal.com
Haha, I know the one - there's also a nautical-themed one too. They always seem to be on during the crime shows on Friday and Saturday...
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Date: 2008-09-30 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uv-lue.livejournal.com
lol one of the girls on my course is a preseter on smile tv!

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Date: 2008-09-30 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uv-lue.livejournal.com
well...erm..she's very well turned out, she does have hair extensions and she cakes the make up on hard, but she does have something upstairs.

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Date: 2008-09-30 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellbun.livejournal.com
Oh man...

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Date: 2008-09-30 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jozafeen.livejournal.com
You know how cosmetics adverts now have to put disclaimers on them like 'this isn't even Eva Longoria's hair' and 'this is photoshop mascara'?

I think the text and chat ones should have 'the hot girls in your area may actually be pensioners or your mum'.

:-)

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