And it's not even 11pm...

[miss_squiddy]

AHAHAHAHA! I've just discovered 'Party Girls' on SmileTV2 (I didn't even know I had that channel!) It features one moon-faced lady biting her lip while she 'Mmmms' at some lad on a premium rate number while her Essexy friend reads out text messages. So far she's said "A-Y-R? Is vatta playce? I durn't even knaw where vat is..." and "Vis is a text from Anonymas: Hi ur so sexy can u wear knees sock for me? Gigddy Giggdy? I darn't knaw! Text me back Gigddy Giggdy and tork some more..." Has she never heard of Family Guy???

I think this outclasses Rabbit's Gay chat and date with the scary phonecam pictures - and possibly even the advert with the scantily clad 'babes' bouncing lamely on spacehoppers and trying not to cry.

Comments

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

I liked the adverts on channel 5 with the same three girls every time, two of which looked as though they had at least some modelling experience and one who kept attempting some kind of coquettish hair-flicking thing but just looked like she was in the throes of a grand-mal seizure.

[miss_squiddy]

:D

After I posted this, I saw a brilliant horse themed chat advert which went on about studs and fine fillies and had girls in ginham dresses in it!

[lucien-dark.livejournal.com]

Haha, I know the one - there's also a nautical-themed one too. They always seem to be on during the crime shows on Friday and Saturday...

[miss_squiddy]

I know!

[uv-lue.livejournal.com]

lol one of the girls on my course is a preseter on smile tv!

[miss_squiddy]

Please tell me that she spends her time flicking her hair extensions around and pouting!

[uv-lue.livejournal.com]

well...erm..she's very well turned out, she does have hair extensions and she cakes the make up on hard, but she does have something upstairs.

[shellbun.livejournal.com]

Oh man...

[jozafeen.livejournal.com]

You know how cosmetics adverts now have to put disclaimers on them like 'this isn't even Eva Longoria's hair' and 'this is photoshop mascara'?

I think the text and chat ones should have 'the hot girls in your area may actually be pensioners or your mum'.

:-)

[miss_squiddy]

Hahahaha!